Deep thoughts with Jake Lee

Hola friends, my name is Jake and I like to party. When I'm not at IUP, I am saving lives on the Youghiogheny river as a white water rafting guide. During the winters I practice Kung Fu with monks in Tibet. I am a retired space cowboy, and a practicing super lawyer. My brother is the Eiffel Tower, my mother is nature, my father is time, and family reunions are CRAZY!!! I played soccer in high school, for Manchester United. I have two nieces, no joke here, I love them. I was born in the Dagobah system. My favorite movie is Star Wars, because its based loosely on my life. Once I graduate from IUP, I hope to join my dad, so we can rule the galaxy as father and son. I am in the Guinness book of World Records for watching the movie Juwana Mann the most times, 190873 times to be exact. I once accidentally, just walked into Mordor.  I am the most interesting man in the world.